More people got sucked into the vortex that is this state. Mwahaha!

Wooooooooooooosh! I'm super!

Another birthday is upon us! Gotcha suckers, I have TWO sisters!

If your 13 year old self met up with you today, she'd probably be shocked and disgusted with some of the things you've done. You know what I 'd say to her? Fuck you, you pretentious little shit. I don't care what she'd say, I'm proud of you :)

Then I'd hold her down, and you could kick her.

April Fools! Hahahahahaaaa! Oh shit. It's the 27th? No kidding? ...and I did this joke before? Damn...crack fucks you up.

Finally it's time to get everyone caught up.

I like chocolate.
I like saying "Fuck" but mostly on the internet.
I like animals and children.
I like boobies.

Glad to get that off of my chest.

Bran muffins for everyone! The new world order begins!

Licky-licky. Yum-yum.